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Something dramatic happened. My sis asked me to go into the bathroom to see a baby lizard... so I went. I saw the baby lizard and started to scold nasty words at it...then... the lizard fell from the wall. I screamed. My sis screamed. We ran into the living room and hopped onto the sofa. Daddy and mommy wasnt at home.... Even now, they are already home, they don't even bother to catch the lizard. *sobs* I hate that creepy creature!
I havent brushed my teeth and cleaned my contact lenses leh!!! *sobs*
You know hoh... got one time hoh... I was bathing leh... den hoh I saw a baby lizard in the bathroom leh... wah seh! I damn scared lor. Wrapped myself with a towel and ran out of the bathroom. wah seh! My mommy damn angry leh! Scolded me like siao. Heng ar! She went to catch the lizard lor...
Wah still got another time leh... In my old house... saw a big lizard lor... wah seh... I sprayed more than half bottle of pesticide leh. Half a bottle leh mind you! But lizard didnt die... *sobs*
Still have one more... this is the most er xin one... the er xinest thing I had ever done. Got one time lar... in my old house again. Damn late liao lar... abt 2 am lar... I was packing my room lor... wah seh! I saw two lizards leh... baby one... Damn scared leh!! I woke my mommy up to catch the lizards... she didn't want leh. So I damn scared lor. So I lured the lizards to the floor lor... and threw my Oxford dictionary on top of them. Threw liao still not yet done leh! I actually jumped on the dictionary to make sure the lizards died. I took the dictionary away hoh... wtf* the lizards became flat lor.. as in flat lor... from beige colour become red leh... had juice one leh... somemore one of the tails sticked onto my dictionary. Liew... Luckily, I had the courage to clean up the mess.
Scary! Now, I still feel very bad abt that incident. I should have close one eye... But I don't think I can. Imagine sleeping with all the creepy creatures crawling around in your room. Yucks!!! Don't call me a brute! I did not murder someone. I murderred something. Gross! Havent brushed teeth.. and cleaned contact lenses.
Amaryllis blogged at Sunday, August 15, 2004